“When life hands you lemons..” blah blah.

All these lemon quotes.

Life isn’t going to be handing out any lemons any time soon, I’m pretty sure that is a fact. That’s not how this works. If you want some lemonade, you’re going to have to get yourself out, get yourself some lemons and give them a squeeze, yourself.

Because I can’t remember the last time I saw a breh handing out any sort of lemon. Can you?! Nahhhh, I don’t think so.

No one’s going to knock on your door and hand them to you, if you want them, go get um?! They’re there, waiting.

I’m not a fan of people sitting on their arses expecting someone else to give them lemons. You want them, get them. At least then you can feel like you deserve them.

Imma go get me some lemons, I suggest you do the same. You can, so why don’t you?

Then make whatever the hell you want out of them.

Lemonade, lemon cake, lemon curd, lemon meringue, lemon ice lollies, lemon sorbet, straight lemon slices.

SO MANY OPTIONS.

If you want it, go get it. Okay? Chars.